Free pizza

So. At work yesterday we (including management) were criticized for not following proper procedure regarding large bills. As drivers, we are not allowed to carry more than $20 in change, and this is fine by us. Occasionally, someone will attempt to pay with a $100 bill, and us drivers are like, sorry, no, we can't accept that, pay some other way. And eventually they dig around and go to the bank, or call in a credit card, or something.

However, we've been informed that this is a violation of corporate policy, and our store is in trouble for it. Proper procedure is as follows: If a customer has a $50 or $100 bill which the driver cannot break, we are to tell the customer we cannot accept large bills, and then give them the pizza for free, with a reminder to have small bills next time.

So, if you have a $100 bill, and you live in an area served by a Domino's Corporate store (basically in major urban centers), you can get free pizza.



Got back from work today around 8. Collapsed and fell asleep, suddenly. Woke up around 11 and have been feeling weird ever since. I'm just not in a good state of mind; I can feel it. I just feel... strange. I don't like it. I think I'm going to drink Jack Daniels until I feel less strange, and more drunk. Yes, that's probably a good idea. I really don't like this.